In a conversation between Odin and Loki, they imply the average Asgardian lifespan is roughly 5,000 Earth years. The average lifespan of a human is 83. Assuming they age in a similar manner to humans, that means that physically Thor and Loki are about 17 years old.
Swiss Army Man is a 2016 drama/ comedy/ borderline musical about a lonesome man named Hank (Dano) on a deserted island. About to kill himself over the grief, he a dead body (Radcliffe) washed up on the shore. It doesn’t take Hank long to discover that the corpses flatulence, and his ability to talk to Hank, make him a unique and interesting companion/tool to use on his journey to return home. Naming the corpse, Manny, Hank tries to reenact what the outside world is like so that Manny knows how to help Hank as well as trying to rediscover his previous life. Which he cannot remember.
A word used by the characters a lot in this movie, is “weird”. That alone says quite a bit about it. It has a very “Castaway” like feeling to it. The use of only a couple actors throughout the majority of the film adds a very claustrophobic feeling as it progresses. The wilderness environment in the movie is almost a character in and of itself as the obstacles in the character’s way seem to have an everlasting impact on both of their developments.
Dano’s performance in the movie is superb. As the film’s hero, we don’t really know very much about Hank, apart from what he chooses to teach Manny. Its a mystery that carries on deeper and deeper just as his friendship with Manny grows too. He is a character with very obvious flaws in both his life and his circumstances which he tries to confront more and more to recover what he thinks he never deserved in his life back home. Of course he questions his sanity throughout the movie, (as any sane person would if a dead body started talking to them).
Radcliffe’s acting as Manny is one for the books. Long surpassed the Harry Potter image with great movies like The Woman in Black and Horns, Manny is a character who besides trying to discover, or rather rediscover his humanity, is also uncovering new powers which range from his gas being used to propel him as a human jet ski, to spitting marbles s fast as bullets, to vomiting drinkable water. Yet through it all, he’s still a corpse, and is being carried on Hank’s back through a good portion of the movie. Radcliffe adds a very naive, almost childlike curiosity about the most mundane of human activities. He make us, the audience, really question our surroundings. And being dead, he really appreciates the gift of life in a way Hank has yet to learn.
All in all, this is a very beautiful movie about friendship, love, and a powerful and humorous lesson of humanity.
Final Score: 8/10
Directed by Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert
Mary Elizabeth Winstead………Sarah
WARNING: Spoilers Ahead!
Part One of the Lord of the Rings introduced a group of heroes with a single goal and as a team each member brought something different to the team. For all intensive purposes the Fellowship of the Ring were Middle Earth’s Avengers seeking to destroy the One Ring and save the land. While many hard core fans of both the books and movies have their favorites like Aragorn, Gandalf, or Gimli no member has been as underappreciated as the representative of Gondor, Boromir.
The original group was four hobbits, two humans, a wizard, an elf, and a dwarf. Middle Earth was a vast place with many heroes and many races scattered throughout. Borormir himself represents the kingdom of Gondor, which at this point in the story has been defending itself against Mordor for some time now. Aside from Gandalf (and possibly Aragorn) Boromir is the only other member of the fellowship to have at least caught a glimpse of the evil which Frodo and Sam wouldn’t encounter until the events of The Return of the King.
It seems rather obvious after the Fellowship first sets out that almost each member is estranged from the rest (Legolas and Gimili being a prime example). But as the Fellowship continues, as an audience, we see the group becoming more as friends. Willing to defend each other to the very end. He also is a bit isolated from the group as he is technically the only full blooded human. Aragorn is a descendent of the men of Numenor who had Elf blood in the family lineage. At the time this story takes place, Aragorn is in fact 87 years old. As such, his outlook on life is undoubtedly different then the significantly younger Boromir.
Boromir is probably the least liked of the fellowship because of the temptation of the Ring and its power. Initially, he was sent there by his father the Stewart of Gondor to bring the Ring back as a weapon to use against the enemy and only wanted to use its power to help Gondor. Would he have delivered it to his father? Probably not. He would’ve one far more mad than he already did those few times he was tempted by the Ring.
He was the pride of his people and his father, and with a reputation such as his, many would assume he would die honorably in battle. Yet how does he die?
…………defending two hobbits.
In short, Boromir is the everyman. He represents what is good and what is ugly in all humanity. Everything Elrond says is weak about man is certainly shown in Borormir’s character, and in Sean Bean’s excellent performance of him. He is a character who is both a hero and a villain and as such, though he is not as well received as the rest of the Fellowship, he is certainly the most sympathetic.
I’ve always liked Wile E. Coyote. He never gives up, and is clearly one of the smartest Looney Tunes characters. Comparing him with a character like Bugs Bunny. Bugs is a character who just wings it or cons his way through a scheme. And Coyote just wants to eat, an important motivation to say the least. Coyote represents one of the most important life lesson anybody can ever learn. You can be the smartest, most resourceful, most worthy person and somebody less qualified may still come out on top. Still, that’s no reason to stop trying.